Oi, you leave my winkie out of this! Honestly. You librarian types are all the same. You look as if butter wouldn't melt in your mouths, with your black stilletoes, black pencil skirts, sheer black stockings, pristine white bouses, black horn-rimmed glasses, long hair done up in a bun with a pencil holding it in place, a demure tendril of hair escaping down the side of your face and ... Sorry - I thought I was editing my blog. Back to normal service.