Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by dogbarber, Nov 27, 2006.
Belching loudly, Bubba rose to play his Tuba solo.
Walla Walla, Wash., kangaroo, ambidextrous
Upon finding himself stranded in Walla Walla, Washington, and utterly detesting sweet onions, the kangaroo, who went by the name of Elmer, used his cell phone to call his ambidextrous friend, Farley, to get him the heck out of there.
Wood, Pulsar, Cross-eyed
The cross-eyed hamster tried to saw wood (zzzz) but he couldn't because he was wakened by the light of a pulsar.
hula-hoop, saucepan, eyebrow
I was learning how to hula hoop in the kitchen, but I knocked over the saucepan of eyebrow soup.....bleck!!!!
jingle, King Kong, daisies
"Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, King Kong's in the way,
Oh what fun it is to ride at Universal City USA, Hey!"
<everyone throws daisies instead of roses at such nifty poetry>
LOL, oh was that supposed to be one sentence?
no, yes, way
Well, yes, Falstaff exclaimed, there is a way to the gates of no return; however, of course, it is not a round trip!
Granite, recursive, gastropod
The gastropods tended to take recursive routes on the granite slab, observed the biologists.
memo, explosives, champaigne
Memo to Self: Pop the Champagne cork, not the Explosives.
Col. Mustard, Library, Candlestick
No, no, no!
Artichoke, Waffle Iron, Doorbell
The artichoke made me waffle a bit while I prepared to Iron, but just then the doorbell rang.
Laser, stethoscope, water
The nurse laser stethoscope down to dive into the water.
goober, lamp, vase
Separate names with a comma.