raspy's flirtations with a smartwatch

Our dog grabs her favorite toys from her toy box whenever she wants. We retire them when she starts to surgically remove their guts, but good quality chew toys can last a while. We haven't figured out how to get her to put her toys away, which is a problem with the kids, too.

 

When I was a kid we got a small fluffy dog, called "Marcy" - because we got her in March . Before her we had "Novix", and before Novix we had "Dixie" (guess the months ). Dixie got lost and we never saw her again, I don't remember what happened with Novix (I was maybe 3 or 4 years old back then). But Marcy lived with us almost 15 years. She got very sick in her last year and Mom had to take her to the vet while all of us were at school. That was some 20 years ago and at family reunions we still talk about Marcy and her mischievous antics. One of the reasons I never got a dog again is that I don't want to feel that pain. It's different with tarantulas, it hurts when I've lost one, but it's nowhere near so much

 

My wife would say that's a problem with men, but she prefers to classify me as a kid and leave it at that.

 

I don't have toys: I have tools. Tools are too important to be put away.

 

Number of posts before OT (NP|OT) = [(number of gadgets being discussed) x (number of cores in higher-end device being discussed) x (number of BH old timers participating) ] / [(number of letters in OP's screen name) + (day of the week expressed in number, where Monday = 1, Sunday = 7)]

Thus,

NP|OT =
(2product x 2cores x I_think_ten ) / 10 + 2
40 / 12 = 3.33333

I think we're there; as proof, your Honor, I offer Bingo the Puppy, the Smiling Frog, the blue Angry Bird, and men_with_tools <g>

 

It's still lacking in pictures, though:

 

I guess it's on Hook to provide a pic of Lamby...
don't know if this is jig...
or this one

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<in a wee voice> what about the disrespectful snips?

 

I really should get a tool belt.

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You can fashion a modular tool belt by buying a wide leather belt and several Molle pockets and pouches. If you get enough pouches and wear full red clothes you could also look like Deadpool.