Random life tips and tricks

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  1. jigwashere

    jigwashere Mobile Deity

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    And what's really funny is that the baby will want more. :D
     
  2. PDA Bach

    PDA Bach Dunsel

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    Paint some lemons in the colors red, green and blue and give them to jigwashere to juggle. ;)
     
  3. lelisa13p

    lelisa13p Your Super Moderator Super Moderator

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    It's that short attention span. :) Similar to the ones exhibited by some here -oh, look at the pretty butterfly. :D
     
  4. jigwashere

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    And what's really funny is that the baby will want more. :D
     
  5. PDA Bach

    PDA Bach Dunsel

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    WHAT baby? ;)
     
  6. noobette

    noobette AKA skeletal_surfer

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    Walking through a dicey part of town at night? Keep a halved lemon in your pocket. If you are bothered, thrust the lemon halves into your attacker's eyes.
     
  7. Nine

    Nine Ooh NO, missus...

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    Four hollowed-out half-lemons and a handful of marbles makes an acceptable replacement for a broken Hungry Hippos game on a wet Sunday afternoon. :)
     
  8. JRakes

    JRakes NOT your Average Joe

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    Lemon juice, rubbed all over one's body, does not make a good mosquito repellent...

    Hey, lemons DO have their limitations!
     
  9. n1c0_ds

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    I'm calling the FBI.
     
  10. Konrad Pierce

    Konrad Pierce Village Idiot 2.0

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    I don't think the FBI would be too interested in your lemons. Unless maybe you involved lemons in some sort of anti-government conspiracy.
     
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