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  1. scjjtt

    scjjtt A Former Palm User

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    Classic show. Years ago a friend of mine, who went into counseling, did a free training on counseling techniques for pastors. He used clips from the Andy Griffin show on how Andy was always able to resolve issues & didn't even have to carry a gun (he had Barney for that :) )

    Often pastors need to offer help in a quick and limited way & this seminar was a great help. It was the BEST training & most memorable I've ever been to.

    I only meet with someone once & if they need more counseling I refer them on, because I'm not a counselor.

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  2. RickAgresta

    RickAgresta General Peanut, leader of the Peanutty Forces

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    have any openings this month? :vbwink:
     
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    scjjtt A Former Palm User

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    Rick - the month is almost gone, but here is the approach I usually take in counseling...



    Now if you need marriage counseling - maybe you could get some help from Andy here...



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  4. RickAgresta

    RickAgresta General Peanut, leader of the Peanutty Forces

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    Don't say you don't do this.
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    Don't expect anything else today.
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    Please explain.
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    Think about it.
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    Know thy enemy
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    Swoosh you, Nike.
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    Difference of opinion
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    Not quite awake yet.
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    Morning prayer
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    Decisions, decisions.
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    Very well at that, I must say.

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    Walk away slowly.
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    Caffeinate & hope for the best.
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    I must obey the voices
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    Nobody scores on me.
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    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :vbgrin: :vbgrin: :vbgrin: :vbgrin: :vbgrin:
     
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    RickAgresta General Peanut, leader of the Peanutty Forces

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    Hmm...
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    I have to make a mild objection to the car dialogue (obviously from a Reacher novel). While there are plenty of ill-behaved people who do seem to want to associate their muscle car with their manliness, plenty of us just appreciate cars for their design, aesthetics, and engineering. I happen not to be a big muscle car guy, but it's kind of a tired cliche. I know, again, not a popular sentiment.
     
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    RickAgresta General Peanut, leader of the Peanutty Forces

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    People are selective with the humanity they see in others

    EDIT: this OoCQ is totally unrelated to any other posts in this thread.
     
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  9. RickAgresta

    RickAgresta General Peanut, leader of the Peanutty Forces

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    …the boxing-like pose is used by the kangaroo to steady its enemy. Then the animal can inflict real damage by kicking, slashing and even disemboweling the adversary with its powerful hind legs.

    The lesson here is: Don't fight a kangaroo. Even if you're a good boxer.
     
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    scjjtt A Former Palm User

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    Today's Thot...


    You can train a cat to do anything it wants to do.

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