"Weiner germs and women germs are different" Someone's explanation why it's okay for a female dog to lick them but not a male one.
"That spring in your step... You get that installed professionally, or was it a do-it-yourself project?"
Careful guys, I hope the mods are still the same. We've strayed off topic in off topic and that's a ban on some forums. I just gave up on a marketing forum that is very high profile because they deleted some of my posts, a thread I started and all for no other reason than I did not tow the party line of praising all and sundry. I just told the truth and they will never get the benefit of my knowledge now! Anyhoo...thanks for the welcomes, I don't know how long it will be until my attention strays again