How are you faring in this worldwide crisis?

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  1. jigwashere

    jigwashere Mobile Deity

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    I'm pretty sure I'm the mole and no, I'm not good at it. :eek:
     
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  2. lelisa13p

    lelisa13p Your Super Moderator Super Moderator

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    Emailed from my BFF. Apply as you feel necessary. :vbsmile:

    Medical Advice

    I don't understand why prescription medicine is allowed to advertise on TV or why anyone would think of trying one of the medicines after listening to the laundry list of warnings of possible side effects. But this is definitely an exception!

    • Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

    • Do you suffer from shyness?

    • Do you wish you were a better conversationalist?

    • Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

    • Do you sometimes feel stressed?

    • If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Cabernet Sauvignon.

    Cabernet Sauvignon is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident. It can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

    You will notice the benefits of Cabernet Sauvignon almost immediately and, with a regimen of regular doses, you'll overcome obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want.

    Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past. You will discover talents you never knew you had.

    Cabernet Sauvignon may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use it, but women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

    • Side Effects May Include:

    Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

    • Warnings:

    The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

    The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

    The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to think you can sing.

    The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people

    Chardonnay, Sauvignon Blanc, Pinot Grigio, Scotch, Vodka or Bourbon and of course Beer may be substituted for Cabernet Sauvignon, with similar results

    • Please feel free to share this important information.

    LIFE IS A CABERNET OLD CHUM.
     
  3. scjjtt

    scjjtt A Former Palm User

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    I'm sure this will shock some of you, but thought I would let everyone know that yesterday I volunteered for the vaccine trials for Covid-19. The vaccine is one that was created in Russia. I received my first shot yesterday at 4:00 pm, and I wanted to let you all know that it’s completely safe, with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащил ослиные уши.

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  4. RickAgresta

    RickAgresta Peanut, leader of the Peanutty Forces

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    please thank your BFF for sharing, and thank-you for re-sharing.
     
  5. raspabalsa

    raspabalsa Brain stuck BogoMipping

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    Scott, yeah, that's surprising news... I'm not sure I'd be brave enough to volunteer for a vaccine trial. But then, maybe the vaccine certificate could work like a magic wand and open borders everywhere! There's an idea I'll have to consider, now that I'm just a week short of the 7 month mark staying in Bolivia o_O.

    I hope you continue to be well, with zero side effects. Best wishes for you, and congratulations on your bravery!

    I love what you did there with the faux-cyrillic text. I think you mixed some Greek script too! Are you suddenly a polyglot? Could that be a side effect of the vaccine? :eek:
     
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  6. Hook

    Hook Professional Daydreamer

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    I do suspect our break room chaplin was having some fun with us. :vbwink:
     
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    headcronie Greyscale. Nuff Said. Super Moderator

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    Yep, I've seen Scott's statement floating around on Facebook for a while. ;)
     
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  8. scjjtt

    scjjtt A Former Palm User

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    Yeah - I thought it was pretty funning. I got worried after I posted it so I copied the Russian text & let Google translate it for me. Fortunately it is nothing I have to apologize for. :)

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  9. jigwashere

    jigwashere Mobile Deity

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    How could something so clearly wonderful and clever and thoughtful make me smile and cry at the same time? :newpalm:
     

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